Break up the Kraken!
In a fashion eerily similar to Vegas Golden Knights’ success in their inaugural National Hockey League season, the second-year Seattle Kraken are playing not at all like a typical ‘expansion’ team.
At one point starting in mid-October, the Dave Hakstol-coached Kraken rattled off five victories in a row to move into second place in the Pacific Division, and were proud owners of the fourth-best record in the entire Western Conference. Now, maintaining that elevated pace will be the challenge for the Kraken, who seem to have abandoned their ultra-defensive style of play in favour of a more open offensive concept, and it’s paying off. Averaging more than 3.5 goals per game, the Kraken in mid-November were scoring at a pace exceeded only by Boston, Edmonton and Buffalo.
So what’s going on out there in the Pacific Northwest?
Even the Kraken are somewhat surprised, but a bit reserved. No one is yet making plans for a Stanley Cup parade. “I think the biggest thing for us right now is to not get too high,” veteran Jordan Eberle told Nashville’s Tennessean after the Kraken dumped the Predators 5-1 for their fifth straight win. “I know we’ve won five in a row, but we have a big homestand, some really good teams that we’re about to play. A lot of times you get a little bit lackadaisical and think things are too easy, and that's when this league gets you.”
Seattle had only one player among the top 100 point-getters in the NHL, but they had a league-best 19 ‘unique’ goal-scorers as of Nov. 10. Jaden Schwartz, rookie Matty Beniers and Jared McCann were tied for the team lead with five goals, but two others had four (including the pride of Strathclair, Man., Morgan Geekie) and four players had three. The Kraken are the polar opposite of the Oilers, who live and die by the offensive exploits of Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl, one-two in the scoring race.
After the Kraken’s inaugural season in 2021-22 resulted in a 27-49-6 record (better than only Arizona and Montreal), a big upgrade took place in the offseason. Seattle gave future star Beniers, the team’s first draft pick (No. 2 overall in 2021) a major offensive role and went heavy into the free agent market, acquiring offensive stalwarts Andre Burakovsky, Oliver Bjorkstrand and defenceman Justin Schultz. The upstart Kraken have such a solid lineup that Shane Wright, projected last year to be the best player available in the draft (he ultimately went fourth overall), can’t secure a spot in the lineup.
With the Seahawks having a great NFL season, the baseball Mariners a team on the rise and the Kraken a big hockey surprise, it’s a great time to be a sports fan in the Emerald City.
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