It seems the suppression we are feeling during this pandemic is stifling our sense of ha- ha. Life is getting far too serious and we all need to lighten up a bit; humour is the best medicine. Here is a list of random goofy things to ponder that might bring a smile to your face or even a chuckle…
- Quicksand works slowly.
- Boxing rings are square.
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
- How can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
- Why do feet smell and noses run?
- Why is QUITE A FEW the same as QUITE A LOT?
- How does a building burn up as it burns down?
- Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?
- Why does your alarm go off by going on?
- How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
- Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
- What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
- IF “Con” is the Opposite of “Pro”, then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?
- How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn’t grow in it?
- Why buy a product that it takes 2,000 flushes to get rid of?
- Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to “CURE” it?
- Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Why doesn’t GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Why is it that a writer writes, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, humdingers don’t hum, and hammers don’t ham?
- Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?
**https://laughbreak.com/lists/things-to-ponder/
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