Colour this trade ‘red’, as in Flames’ embarrassment and James Neal causing goal lights to flash.
The red faces of Calgary Flames’ management over the Neal-for-Milan Lucic trade are close to matching the colour of the team’s sweaters.
It’s almost as if Edmonton Oilers general manager Ken Holland found some magic beans, climbed the beanstalk and wound up with a big pot of gold coins.
Lucic was sent to Calgary during the summer in exchange for Neal in a swap of two under-performers.
And how has it gone so far? Through two weeks, if you checked the NHL stats under ‘goals’, you’d see Neal was No. 1. He scored seven in Edmonton’s first five games, including a four-goal outing at home against New York Islanders.
Under ‘penalty minutes’, Lucic was No. 1, with 26, in Calgary’s first five games. Lucic also had zero goals and zero assists in that period, but he did have 16 hits to rank among the NHL’s top 20.
The trade made some sense on the day it was made. Neither Neal nor Lucic did much offensively to help their teams last year, and both carried the weight of monster contracts. The feeling was that fresh starts and new scenery were needed for both. Neal had arrived in Calgary as a free agent one year earlier with the reputation of a serious sniper (10 seasons of 20-plus goals, including a 40-goal campaign with Pittsburgh in 2011-12). For a variety of reasons, nothing clicked and he wound up in coach Bill Peters’ doghouse.
The Flames, meanwhile, said Lucic’s hard-nosed, grinding style was something the team was missing and he showed off that side in Game 1 of the new season when he sucker-punched Colorado’s Nikita Zadorov after the Avalanche player crushed Flames 5-foot-9, 160-pound Austin Czarnik into the boards. Peters was also hoping Lucic might rediscover his scoring touch; after all, he has had a 30-goal season and four others of 20-plus goals in his NHL career before potting only 10 and then six in his last two seasons with the Oilers.
If the first two weeks of the season are any indication, this is one of the most one-sided sports trades in history. Babe Ruth from the Red Sox to the Yankees for $400,000 cash is the benchmark in that category. Neal’s on pace for more than 100 goals and Lucic is trying out for Don Cherry’s all-star team by skating around punching people, sporting a red face to match his new red uniform.
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