Humour is one of the things that helps us get through trying times like the coronavirus lockdown. We look at what animals may think about our precautions, courtesy of artist Varsha Sheth.
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The leader of a V-shaped flock of migrating geese notes to the flock that he hasn’t seen any airplanes and wonders “if they’ve migrated.”
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A strange man pets one of two dogs being walked on the street. One dog says to the other: “I never let strangers pet me. Who knows if they have washed their hands or not.”
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One of the dogs in the house tells a resting dog: “You’ve put on weight since you’ve stopped chasing cars.”
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Two dogs watch their masked master and mistress preparing dinner. The poodle asks quizzically: “What is that all about?”
The cocker spaniel replies: “I think it’s some kind of human muzzle to stop them from biting each other.”
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Two tigers are out hunting. One licks its chops at the sight of a villager gathering firewood approaching them deep in the jungle
“Don’t even think about it,” says the other tiger. “I heard him coughing on the way here.”
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Two hikers wearing masks walk through a grove of trees. A tree comments “Foolish humans. Just when the air begins to get clean they start wearing masks.”
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A frog wakes up and tells its mate: “I had the worst nightmare. I dreamt I got kissed by a prince who tested positive.”
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