Valentine’s Day is only a little over a week away and love is in the air. If you are looking for the perfect pick-up line to use on someone sweet, here are some funny and cheesy ones that were found online. Of course, for those that already have found their special someone, it doesn’t hurt to baffle them with a bit of charm and flattery, also found below …as well as a few ‘roses are red’ quirky ones to poetically express your sentiments…
- “If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
- “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
- “Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
- “Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?”
- “Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”
- “Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
- “Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”
- “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
- “You’re so sweet, you’ve given me a toothache.”
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day!”
- “Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!”
- “If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.”
- “Are you an artist? Because you’re so good at drawing me in.”
- “Roses are red, Foxes are clever. I like your butt, Let me touch it forever!
- “Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue. I am single, can we mingle? Happy Valentine’s Day, cutie!”
- “Roses are red, the Earth is wide. You’d look much better, with me by your side!”
- “Happy Valentine’s Day, boo! You’re the only person I’d shave my legs for in the winter. Love you most.”
- “I’d let you have the last french fry. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
- “I love you as much as I love canceled plans. Who needs a social life when I’ve got you? Happy Valentine’s Day, snuggle bear.”
- “Roses are red, lemons are yellow. I consider myself one lucky fellow!”
https://punkpost.com/stories/funny-valentines-day-cards
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